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  4. CSI: kirkwall 

    (Source: enitari, via le-fou-sur-la-lune)

     
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  8. A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

    1. Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
    2. Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
    3. Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
    4. Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
    5. Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
    6. Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
    7. Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
     
  9. This is so true it’s painful.

     
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  11. Just lie there…

     
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  14. I mean, she’s not wrong.

     
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